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Countdown-Witz Nr. 18:

Die KGIA, die Hesinde- und die Praios-Priester machen eine Wettbewerb. In einer Hoehle liegt ein Skelett.
Wer dessen Alter so genau wie moeglich rauskriegt ist Sieger.
Der KGIA-Mensch geht als erster rein. Nach 5 Stunden kommt er wieder raus: "Das Skelett ist ca. 8 000 Jahre alt." Die Juroren staunen: "Das ist aber ziemlich genau. Wie haben Sie das herausgefunden?" Der KGIA-Mitarbeiter raeuspert sich: "Naja.....unsere Aufzeichnungen.... Aber pssssssst!"
Als naechster ist der Hesinde-Geweihte dran. Der kommt erst nach 10 Stunden raus: "Das Alterchen da hat etwa 8500 Jaehrchen auf dem Buckel." Die Juroren: "Nicht schlecht. Sie sind noch naeher dran. Wie haben Sie das gemacht." Der Hesinde-Geweihte mit ernstem Gesichtsausdruck: "Mit Hesindes Hilfe...”
Zuguterletzt ist der Praios-Geweihte an der Reihe. Er bleibt 5 Stunden drin, 10, 15,...nach geschlagenen 25 Stunden kommt er wieder raus. Seine Haare sind wirr, die Kleidung zerfetzt, Schweiss fliesst ihm von der Stirn, er hat blaue Flecke: "Der Typ ist 8522 Jahre und 3 Wochen alt."
> Den Juroren steht der Mund offen: "Das ist ja das genaue Alter! Wie haben Sie das nur rausgekriegt???" Der Praios-Geweihte mit einem Achselzucken: "Er hat's mir gestanden..."

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